Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 1001 Notes

darkxyart:

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Mermay Risotto 🐟

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 2539 Notes

loveletterworm:

Anyway its in a really annoyingly out of the way place but in the wake of this stupid ass layout change “experiment”

This is the contact support form which is also the giving feedback form. I imagine this is more likely to get listened to than replying to staff posts with incoherent rage so I recommend just telling them the layout change is really bad before they get a chance to commit to it:

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Please be more eloquent than this example. Also to the users with unchecked anger issues that you think makes you cool: no violently threatening the support team please that will help nothing and probably just be counterintuitive Just say the layout is bad and you don’t like it. I believe in my heart that we can perform a #ThisNewLayoutSucksAssSweep

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 65728 Notes

cremainsinmorningrays:

casgirl:

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prev you are literally so right and you should say it

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 236417 Notes

flicker-serthes:

pulling-aggro:

pileofknives:

brunhiddensmusings:

windsroad:

windsroad:

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

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fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 14737 Notes

oscillatingheatpipe:

damnfool-of-a-took:

damnfool-of-a-took:

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you’ll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

  • Amazing Grace
  • Pokemon theme song
  • Gilligan’s Island theme
  • House of the Rising Sun
  • O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 97559 Notes

geeseareassholes:

segretecose:

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

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I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

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Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 38899 Notes

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 6657 Notes

strange-aeons:

Oh and that fucking crab day post sends shivers down my spine btw. I say this as someone who owns multiple pieces of tumblr merch — support them if you want, or don’t, I don’t care, but we are NOT turning a tech corporation into our poor little wet meow meow who deserves all our money uwu. We are NOT pressuring normal ass people into donating to resolve a company’s millions in debt as if it’s some important charitable cause.

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 51401 Notes

metalgearemily:

metalgearemily:

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WHYY ARE YOU TOUCHING GOBY

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 41853 Notes

lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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Fallon / she/her / bro I just. like things